i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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