We're like a lot better than the average bears
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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