Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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