Do vagina's smell?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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