oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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