Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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