Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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