Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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