The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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