I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Blood and glitter go together right?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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