soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
