We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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