When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
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Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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