I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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