On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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