We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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