Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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