i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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