we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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