we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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