The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
