I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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