To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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