Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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