So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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