If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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