We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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