I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
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I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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