You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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