it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
My breasts were aching with rage.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
wow bdsm is so cute
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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