i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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