Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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