doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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