I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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