Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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