Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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