I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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