I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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