I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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