Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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