Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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