i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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