But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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