glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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