Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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