the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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