dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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