Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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