btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
honey bunches of taint.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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