she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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