I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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