Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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