why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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