dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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